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Welcome to United States of America" - That’s exactly how our Flight Captain welcomed us to this country. And I was sooooo delighted ! More than USA, it was the idea of finally getting off the 18th century American Airlines plane with grumpy staff  :-&  that caused the delight! It’s been 3 days since then and my first blog from the land of dreams! Its 5:00 am here and my body’s on starvation mode. That’s something I can’t stand. I guess I've had some 10 hrs of sleep in past 72 hours and that's it! Imagine, you've a severe headache, your back hurts unbearably. Your eyes are droopy due to sleep deprivation and they just don’t stop watering. You’ve a RED runny nose. Your face looks pale. You haven’t showered in 24 hours now and are burying yourself under layers of sweat shirts and comforters. That’s how my jet-lag has affected me. G and Ankur have been guiltlessly taking me out for a ride – LITERALLY! All the way from New York to Connecticut to New Jersey t...

You remember how in good-ol'-Orkut-days, we used to take “Profile” segment a bit too seriously? I bet you do! Yussss…. You guessed it right! That’s my source of inspiration for today’s post.. and here it goes! Ten things I wish I could say to people right now: “Thank you for everything.” “I want you to be with me… forever. Please don’t go.” “You have been a jerk. You loser!” L-) “I couldn't care less!” “I am seriously in awwwwe of you.” “I am so glaaaaad I have somebody like you.” “I love you soooo much.” “You are the only person I would want to be, if I weren't ME.” “Can I get a hug?” >:D< “You add spice to my life. Our lives.” Nine things about myself: Respect is paramount! Love is close second. I absolutely adore my family and my friends and my family friends. :) I am not myself when I’m angry. I can handle BIG problems, it’s the SMALL things that hurt me most I do believe in miracles. Big time! I’m a cleanliness freak! I’d ...

I am still confined to my bed while half of the world is out to make sense of their existence. Dhikkar! I usually need my tea first thing in the morning BUT, there is a BIG BUT… today I have to go out and get some milk, to have  my pehla pyala of chaai!   These are some “side effects” of  not staying  with your parents. :)  “Mummyyyyyyyyy chah nathi banavi haji!!”  used to be my  morning shloka  if I am out of my bed and tea is not ready on my table. I guess dwelling in the past doesn't help you get milk! :p Today I somehow feel like dancing all day, all night; that too only and only in Mumbai. Don’t ask me why! I don’t know!  Poison, Hawaiian Shack best bet - Velvet Lounge will work too.  Kuch nahi to Aura bhi chalega yaar!  Whatever... wherever... I just want to have some good music, masti and  my   paltan  imported from Mumbai.  I’m ICU serious! ;) (Okie... I am aware! "ICU Serious" follow...